Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, but You Have to Be 90 Years Old

Call up your alcoholic grandma, because do we have an offer for her!

Fireball Whisky is giving out lifetime supplies of the stuff, but there’s one big wrinkle.  To win, you have to be at least 90 YEARS OLD.

They claim they’re doing it because Fireball is oddly popular with older demographics.  Quote, “Senior citizens love Fireball.  And who are we to argue with their years of wisdom?”

Anyone born in 1935 or earlier can sign up at LifetimeSupplyOfFireball.com.  Or if they’re young enough to drink . . . but too old to use a computer . . . YOU can nominate them.  The deadline is March 31st.

You have to explain why they deserve to win and upload a photo.  Up to 15 winners will be announced early next month.

This part’s kind of lame, but maybe not a bad thing:  According to the rules, they won’t actually win endless bottles of Fireball.

They’ll just get a check for $2,400 and CAN use the money on Fireball if they want.

(Here’s an old video of grandmas trying Fireball.  One of them describes the taste as “like a cinnamon hot medicine going down.”)